Dear Mr. Rat,
I am afraid I had to destroy your residence behind the stove. This is due to the fact that your sudden appearance tonight caused harmful affects to my health. I have to admit, your Karate moves are impressive. Unfortunately, my best friend, The Black Knight, will have you for his next meal if you do not evacuate the premises in one week.
Sincerely,
Your neighbor,
Snoozy
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